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Old 05-26-2010, 02:24 PM   #1
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Joe Legal vs Jose Illegal

This was submitted in a comment related to a story on usatoday's site regarding activists that were blasting MEXICO'S immigration laws. Seemed a tad illustrative.



JOE LEGAL vs. JOSE ILLEGAL


You have two families: "Joe Legal" and "Jose Illegal". Both families have two parents, two children, and live in California .

Joe Legal works in construction, has a Social Security Number and makes $25.00 per hour with taxes deducted.

Jose Illegal also works in construction, has NO Social Security Number, and gets paid $15.00 cash "under the table".

Ready? Now pay attention...

Joe Legal: $25.00 per hour x 40 hours = $1000.00 per week, or $52,000.00 per year. Now take 30% away for state and federal tax; Joe Legal now has $31,231.00.

Jose Illegal: $15.00 per hour x 40 hours = $600.00 per week, or $31,200.00 per year. Jose Illegal pays no taxes. Jose Illegal now has
$31,200.00.

Joe Legal pays medical and dental insurance with limited coverage for his family at $600.00 per month, or $7,200.00 per year. Joe Legal now has $24,031.00.

Jose Illegal has full medical and dental coverage through the state and local clinics at a cost of $0.00 per year. Jose Illegal still has $31,200.00.

Joe Legal makes too much money and is not eligible for food stamps or welfare. Joe Legal pays $500.00 per month for food, or $6,000.00 per year. Joe Legal now has $18,031.00.

Jose Illegal has no documented income and is eligible for food stamps and welfare. Jose Illegal still has $31,200.00.

Joe Legal pays rent of $1,200.00 per month, or $14,400.00 per year. Joe Legal now has $9,631.00.

Jose Illegal receives a $500.00 per month federal rent subsidy. Jose Illegal pays out that $500.00 per month, or $6,000.00 per year. Jose Illegal still has $ 31,200.00.

Joe Legal pays $200.00 per month, or $2,400.00 for insurance. Joe Legal now has $7,231.00.

Jose Illegal says, "We don't need no stinkin' insurance!" and still has $31,200.00.

Joe Legal has to make his $7,231.00 stretch to pay utilities, gasoline, etc.

Jose Illegal has to make his $31,200.00 stretch to pay utilities, gasoline, and what he sends out of the country every month.

Joe Legal now works overtime on Saturdays or gets a part time job after work.

Jose Illegal has nights and weekends off to enjoy with his family.

Joe Legal's and Jose Illegal's children both attend the same school. Joe Legal pays for his children's lunches while Jose Illegal's children get a government sponsored lunch. Jose Illegal's children have an after school ESL program. Joe Legal's children go home.

Joe Legal and Jose Illegal both enjoy the same police and fire services, but Joe paid for them and Jose did not pay.

Do you get it, now?

If you vote for or support any politician that supports illegal aliens...You are part of the problem!

It's way PAST time to take a stand for America and Americans!
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Old 05-26-2010, 04:08 PM   #2
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Re: Joe Legal vs Jose Illegal

Not to mention that Jose Illegal is taking jobs from other Americans as well.
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Old 05-27-2010, 01:53 AM   #3
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Re: Joe Legal vs Jose Illegal

Very well put.
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Old 05-27-2010, 09:56 PM   #4
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Re: Joe Legal vs Jose Illegal

ive always said my issue isnt with new folks wanting to enter the country and work, its with them not paying into the system like the rest of us.
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Re: Joe Legal vs Jose Illegal

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This was submitted in a comment related to a story on usatoday's site regarding activists that were blasting
#1, fuck Jose Illegal. If you come here illegally, you are a criminal. But at the same time, don't drop newspaper names like USA Today Joeboo. You just posted an email chain LOL. How much of that stuff in the chain is actually reality, and how much of it is on Snopes?

Care to guess how many illegals are actually on foodstamps on welfare? Can you even get welfare or foodstamps if you are an illegal? No, of course not. Maybe if they have a kid born in the US. But then how many of that percentage actually goes out and applies for food stamps? 10%? 20%? What are the real numbers?

Instead of Joe Legal vs Jose Illegal lets do Joeboo Work (2008) vs Joeboo Work (2010)

Joeboo Work (2008): Informed, well thought out opinions, reads multiple news sources, conservative, pragmatic.

Joeboo Work (2010): Teabagging, Obama hating, email chain posting, Obama national anthem picture posting, B A apologist borderline wingnut.
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Re: Joe Legal vs Jose Illegal

What would your 2008/2010 splits be? Mildly retarded to full blown brain death?
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Old 06-01-2010, 08:58 AM   #7
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Re: Joe Legal vs Jose Illegal

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This was submitted in a comment related to a story on usatoday's site regarding activists that were blasting


Way to cherrypick my comment to make an obtuse point. Complete quote is:

"This was submitted in a comment related to a story on usatoday's site regarding activists that were blasting MEXICO'S immigration laws."

Which was a USA TODAY ARTICLE about Mexico's immigration laws, and YES...that comment probably was an internet chain letter, POSTED AS A COMMENT...you know...IN THE COMMENT SECTION...which is why I linked to the original story.

The illustrative point of the comment is the redistribution of wealth...which I don't see you contesting. If you've got a point to make, or you just (obviously), don't like what I'm posting, fine, by all means say so. No need to be a cheap shot artist.
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Re: Joe Legal vs Jose Illegal

Jose Illegal will be painting three of my rooms this weekend, including ceilings, trim and baseboard , however he is charging me Jose Legal prices
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Jose illegal ended up doing a piss poor job at painting and actually missed some big spots on the wall, behind the desks. Next time I will hire Joe Legal.
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