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Old 12-13-2003, 12:20 AM   #1
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A 5 year old boy went to visit his grandmother one day. While

>playing with his toys in her bedroom while grandma was dusting, he

>looked up and said, "Grandma, how come you don't have a boyfriend?"

>Grandma replied, "Honey, my TV is my boyfriend. I can sit in my

>bedroom and watch it all day long. The TV evangelists keep me

>company and make me feel so good. The comedies make me laugh. I'm so

>happy with my TV as my boyfriend."

>Grandma turned on the TV, and the reception was terrible. She

>started adjusting the knobs, trying to get the picture in focus.

>Frustrated, she started hitting the backside of the TV hoping to fix

>the problem.

>The little boy heard the doorbell ring, so he hurried to open the

>door, and there stood Grandma's minister.

>The minister said, "Hello, son, is your grandma home?"

>The little boy replied, "Yeah, she's in the bedroom bangin' her


>The minister fainted.
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